So an attorney at my office went to law school with Andi from The Bachelorette, and they are close friends.

So #blessed to be laying out in Fiji.

So #blessed to be laying out in Fiji.

YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND:

mbinboston said: You can keep your Kindle library loans as long as you want if you turn off your wireless. I’m currently like 6 days over mine.

My In The Woods e-book from the library was set to expire last night, so I read the last 30% right up until 11:49. My kindle is so stupid. When I got home from work it said I had 55 minutes left in the book, and that shit took me 3 hours to read. I started to time it (because I’m totally not lame) and one chapter that said it was 10 minutes long took me 35 minutes! I refuse to believe I’m that slow of a reader. Kindle, you on crack.

Anyways, I finished it because I had NOT THAT MUCH left and if I had to go BACK on the waiting list and wait a month to see what happened to Katy Devlin, BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN.

ANYWAYS, I finished in time! 

Tags: GREAT STORY

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth, via ohhhwaffles93)

#mancrushmonday: Dr. Drew smiling with teeth

#mancrushmonday: Dr. Drew smiling with teeth

Weekend update:

Kt: Where are you gonna take her in that bag?Me: I don’t know. Anywhere. Farmers markets.

Kt: Where are you gonna take her in that bag?
Me: I don’t know. Anywhere. Farmers markets.

"Can you take me home? I’m dying to take my brassiere off."

— Grandma

Please watch what this dog we are dog sitting does after every time it poops.